This eggroll kicks Chinese takeout's butt. Just look at that thing. Imagine biting through its crispy skin and sinking your teeth into the warm, gooey bananas, cloaked in brown sugar and studded with bits of salty cashew. I found the Hershey's-esque chocolate dipping sauce to be largely unnecessary (gilding the lily much?), but still delightful. "Hello? I'd like to order three of these. For delivery. Now."